Slap myself.
For being a little bitch sometimes. But I try, I really do. In fact, Haley's comet visits the earth's orbit more frequently than the times that I become a little bitch. Holy shit that was not a good feeling at all.
So the next time you see me acting like a little bitch, you have the right to slap me. You know, like when Don Corleone give Johnny a couple of manly slaps that bring him back to his senses.
If this doesn't make sense to you, then it's working. Just apply the lotion twice a day.
Posted by humanflyz at July 7, 2005 10:43 PM | TrackBack